And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production.
Isaac (The Fault in Our Stars)
Friendly reminder that Gus is so fucking pretentious that EVERYONE knew. You guys aren’t funny by shitting on TFIOS because of it. The lines you are “complaining” about, or whatever it is you are doing, come FROM THE FUCKING BOOK. You guys are just as pretentious as him and maybe you should read the book and give two fucks about what the characters say and don’t be an asshole.
This has been a PSA
everyone on this site gets so offended over everything go outside and tell the plants in your yard because i do not care